mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
I can pull off cute, but I don’t have an ounce of sexy in me.– Lauren Conrad (via soroyalty)
I need to get my shit together and stop crying so much dear lord.
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
texasenchantment: cumsquats: call me “baby” and my pants are already off tbh sweetheart gets me the most